Jehovah's Witness

My wife told me I was sick after I read this to her, but I chuckled anyway.

The Jehovah’s Witnesses just showed up.  One of them is pretty hot and I’d love to help her find…I mean I’d love for her to help me find God but I don’t think that is part of the evangelical process.  Too bad, there might be more Jehovah’s Witnesses running around if they adjusted their recruiting tactics.  I can see the slogan, “Sleep with you?  Yes, because together we can find Jesus.”  The evening news would open with, “Tonight on NBC Nightly News, Jehovah’s Witnesses has become the fastest growing religion in recorded history among males, 18 – 78 years old.”